(after relearning/learning how to stim) “What are you doing? Stop that”
Internally: “Oh shit that wasn’t a temper tantrum, that was a meltdown because my comfort object was literally taken from my hands”
Obsessed with That One Thing that you can’t shut up about
Being deeply and personally offended by Sheldon Cooper
Asking your friends to tell you to shut up when they get bored because you Can’t Tell
I could wear these pants yesterday, but today they feel like they’re made of Sandpaper, so I Can’t
*cuts every tag off of every piece of clothing ever*
*sees self in every autistic coded character* weird
Watches stim videos for 4 hours like ????? why good
*chews on something* why
Literally eats the same thing for lunch for 11 years without getting bored of it
I Can’t find the Thing I Need so I’m Panicking Now
“Look at me when I’m talking to you!”
Bounce leg bounce leg tap pencil click pen bounce leg
*gets tested for ADHD* *inconclusive results*
*rolls toy truck over face* nice
Feel free to add your own, also this got so much longer than I thought it would be
(bonus round: you’re AFAB)
“Just hug them, what’s wrong with you?” “Everybody hates me and I don’t know why!” - “Nonsense just try harder and you’ll have friends.” *is called lazy every day*
*gets called rude, but isn’t trying to be*
“You’re too sensitive, we arent even that loud”
*plans are cancelled/routine is compromised* Time To Cry Wherever You Are
*gets in trouble for staring off into space, despite listening, just not giving eye contact*
Hoodie zipper zipping!!!!!! Nail biting!!! Biting inside of cheek!!!!
“____ is smart but is in their own world and has very few friends”
The other night I decided to sleep in a neighborhood at the base of collserolla park in Barcelona. I was hoping to get a break from the wild pigs the bothered me when I was sleeping in the wood the previous night. Just my luck, there were more pigs in the neighborhood than in the park hahaha. A family of the walk around me the entire night. Just as I would doze off I would hear something, open my eyes, and the pigs would be right in front of me! I would yell, jump in the bench, and they would run away. This happened again and again all night. I was too tired to find another spot so I just excepted it.
The bathtub in my house is an antique. It’s got clawed feet, which is cool, but the porcelain in the basin has also been worn rough.
As a result, I am only partially covered in skin today.
Hmm yes. Yes, I can confidently say that being completely covered in skin (except for a few tiny holes and openings) is far preferable to not being completely covered in skin. My uniform was not designed for people who have less skin than they ought to.
Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering
Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit
Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery
imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm
checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts but they’re just a little off
this isn’t a bot this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot all of the links?? aren’t porn links mysterious bit.ly links to this site: https://max2019.neocities.org/ if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to > /seraphim.html if you click it again > /cherubim.html again > /thrones.html …which returns a “Page Not Found” error
Porn Bot ARG
So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back
Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.
But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:
And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:
When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:
I legit don’t know what any of this means or if anybody else has had a similar experience yet, but wtf. Since I’m already down this rabbit hole, I’m going to try to snoop more into this and see what I find. If I find anything I’ll update this post.
INFP/California
Any Pronouns
Mostly posting that sweet Eva content. Occasionally posting my own art.